his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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