they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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