Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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