theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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