I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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