i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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