Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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