So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Randomize
