i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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