my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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