My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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