I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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