i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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