i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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