bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
