Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
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I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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