FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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