I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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