I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
she looked like the before picture.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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