Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
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the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
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