Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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