so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
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if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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