I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
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somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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