mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
