We won't sleep together?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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