She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
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