I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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