what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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