I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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