i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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