Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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