I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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