She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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