i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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