I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You ate ashes out of my bong
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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