What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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