I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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