I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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