Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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