it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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