I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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