We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
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You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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