just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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