is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Randomize