i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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