His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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