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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
soo... how was my night?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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