The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Don't you send me to vm
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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