I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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