What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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