Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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