You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Fuck appropriateness.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
