I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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