im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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