I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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