She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I want to have your abortion
wanna go halves on a baby?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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